The Trench Cats | $SARGE · Hold the Line

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Dossier #001 · The Recruit

Who is Sarge?

A grizzled orange tabby who shipped out a naive recruit and came home a soldier. In the trenches he learned the only rule that ever mattered: you hold, or you're a name on a wall.

Then the man who recruited him, Colonel Klaw, took the enemy's gold and abandoned the whole battalion in the mud. Sarge held the caved-in line anyway. He doesn't sell the men next to him. He never will.

That's not a slogan. It's the whole story. $SARGE is the clean relaunch of a cat who got rugged once and refused to fold.

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Sarge's Squad

The Foxhole Brothers

The men Sarge bled with in the mud. Every one a degen archetype you already know, turned into a soldier who holds the line.

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Diamond Paws

Cpl · "Di"

"these paws don't open, soldier."

The diamond-hands zealot. Never sells. Ever. His paws crystallized shut in the trenches and he swears it was on purpose. Sarge's spiritual twin, the one who never wavers when the line shakes.

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Know Your Enemy

The Enemy

Every war needs a villain. These are the ghosts Sarge hunts: the men behind the rugs, the freezes, and the fog.

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Colonel Klaw

The Betrayer

"I taught you to hold the line. I never said I would."

The officer who recruited Sarge, took the enemy's gold, and left the whole battalion to die in the mud. Reported dead. He isn't. He's been financing every side of every war ever since, the ghost at the center of Season 2.

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The Trench Tapes · Season 1

Read the Origin

Start from the beginning. An 11-chapter war-comic origin: the recruit, the betrayal, the line that held. Most coins are a chart. This one has a story.

The Recruit

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On Screen

Dispatches from the Front

Sarge and the squad, in motion. New clips drop as the war rolls on, and the full animated series is already written, eleven chapters deep.

Made by the Trenches

Full-length tracks and videos the crew made themselves. Turn the sound on.

Trench Express Fan-made

All aboard. Green candles, moon on the horizon, no brakes on this thing. 5:15.

Plane Party Fan-made

The squad, off duty, somewhere over the trenches. 3:03.

Dispatches

Who Is Sarge?

The commander, decorated, on who we are and what we stand for.

Saturday Night Trench

Off duty, solo spotlight, absolute bliss. The war can wait.

Professor Charts: TA 101

"Textbook accumulation. This is about to go parabolic."

"I Told You So"

Charts calls the next leg. Then Sarge gives the order.

Bullish AF

Sarge and Diamond Paws. Charts green. Heads nodding.

Full Send

One small cat. Giant mountains. Zero hesitation.

Double Time

Sarge hitting a dead sprint through the trench.

Paper Hands Regret

Jeeter and the SOLD tattoo he can't take back.

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Deployment

How to Enlist

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Hold the Line

That's the whole strategy. Always was. 🫡

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The War Doesn't End at Launch

The Trench Universe

Most coins are a chart. This is a world: story, squad, and drops that keep coming.

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Trading Cards

Every soldier and every villain becomes a collectible war card, all the way up to 1/1 Legendary grails for the whole cast. The full collection drops once the cards are minted.